Post by Meghan on Dec 19, 2006 12:50:22 GMT -5
10:00 Gather sleeping bag, alarm clock, and three old horse magazines and head for
the barn.
10:01 Return to house for bag of chips and 32 ounce Diet Pepsi
10:10 Back to barn. Flashlight goes out halfway there. Figure I can make if from
memory. Pat faithful ranch dog's head as he pants and slobbers alongside me.
10:11 Suddenly remember I have no ranch dog!
10:11 Run screaming to the house. Change flashlight batteries. Change underwear.
Return to barn.
10:15 Establish foal-watch headquarters.
10:16 Enter Cookies stall for the 7,985th time.
10:16 Cookie flattens her ears for the 7,985th time.
10:19 Return to headquarters and squirm into sleeping bag.
11:18 Finally fall asleep.
11:19 Alarm goes off.
11:20 Peek through peephole. Broodmare flattens ears.
11:21 Reset alarm clock and flick off lights.
11:23 Flick on light. Realize 32 ounce Diet Pepsi was a mistake.
11:24 Run to house.
11:29 Walk back to barn.
11:30 One last check of broodmare through peephole. Ears pinned.
11:41 Check peephole. Mare is lying down.
11:42 Enter broodmare's stall carrying "Ye Olde Foaling Manual", 3 pounds of rags,
and iodine.
11:42 Mare breaks wind and gets up - ears pinned.
11:43 Return to sleeping bag and flick off light.
12:29 Fall asleep.
12:31 Alarm goes off.
12:32 Peek through peephole. Broodmare fine. Can't see ears. Assume pinned.
12:33 Back to sleeping bag.
12:39 Leg cramp.
12:40 Leg cramp gone.
1:10 Fall asleep.
1:39 Alarm goes off. Sleep through it.
6:30 Wake up. Glance at clock. Attempt to leap from bed. Crawl to peephole. See
two sets of pinned ears!!
the barn.
10:01 Return to house for bag of chips and 32 ounce Diet Pepsi
10:10 Back to barn. Flashlight goes out halfway there. Figure I can make if from
memory. Pat faithful ranch dog's head as he pants and slobbers alongside me.
10:11 Suddenly remember I have no ranch dog!
10:11 Run screaming to the house. Change flashlight batteries. Change underwear.
Return to barn.
10:15 Establish foal-watch headquarters.
10:16 Enter Cookies stall for the 7,985th time.
10:16 Cookie flattens her ears for the 7,985th time.
10:19 Return to headquarters and squirm into sleeping bag.
11:18 Finally fall asleep.
11:19 Alarm goes off.
11:20 Peek through peephole. Broodmare flattens ears.
11:21 Reset alarm clock and flick off lights.
11:23 Flick on light. Realize 32 ounce Diet Pepsi was a mistake.
11:24 Run to house.
11:29 Walk back to barn.
11:30 One last check of broodmare through peephole. Ears pinned.
11:41 Check peephole. Mare is lying down.
11:42 Enter broodmare's stall carrying "Ye Olde Foaling Manual", 3 pounds of rags,
and iodine.
11:42 Mare breaks wind and gets up - ears pinned.
11:43 Return to sleeping bag and flick off light.
12:29 Fall asleep.
12:31 Alarm goes off.
12:32 Peek through peephole. Broodmare fine. Can't see ears. Assume pinned.
12:33 Back to sleeping bag.
12:39 Leg cramp.
12:40 Leg cramp gone.
1:10 Fall asleep.
1:39 Alarm goes off. Sleep through it.
6:30 Wake up. Glance at clock. Attempt to leap from bed. Crawl to peephole. See
two sets of pinned ears!!
