A Horse's View of the World

[wisteriafarms]

I received this email from a horse trainer friend of mine and thought it was cute so I wanted to share


A Horse's View of the World

Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.
Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissues of the mouth.
Bucking: counterirritant
Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.
Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.
Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.
Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.
Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
Hotwalker: The lesser of two evils.
Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
Latch: Type of puzzle.
Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.
Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.
Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.
Trainer: Owner with mob connections.
Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture

[bndranch]

[deb]

Thanks...I so needed the laugh!!!!

[downundermum]

love it

[amby]

OMG!1 This is ROFL hilarious!! So describes Casper!!

[duhorse]

I saw a shirt like that once, no matter how often I read it I still laugh out loud!!!

[makayla001]

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
That's great!!