How Can YOU Tell...

[twosuperstudponies]

These are my TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL THAT YOUR ADDICTED TO MareStare!!!

# 10. "Are there any clean towels?" has replaced the phrase "Good morning, Honey" from your husband.

# 9. Going out to dinner at a fancy restaurant to celebrate your own birthday makes you miserable because the "LOW ALERT" went off while you were getting ready!

# 8. When you get home you rush to the computer to check the MB's BEFORE you check your answering machine!

# 7. You got fired from your job because you fell asleep while working. Your boss just didn't care that you were up all night watching a horse who might be, possibly, fixin' to have a baby! But she did bite her sides and roll twice in a row!!

# 6. Your 4 year old is making herself breakfast because "Mommy's asleep on her keyboard, AGAIN!"

# 5. When in a real conversation with a human you find yourself saying "And then blossom345 said "ROFL" so I said "LMBO" back. It was just sooo funny!"

# 4. There are dishes in the sink from the meatloaf you made two weeks ago because that's how long one of "YOUR MARES" has been on "LOW ALERT".

# 3. The fact that you refer to horses you've never laid a hand nor eyes on and you're not even sure what time zone they are in as "YOUR MARES"

# 2. You've cried more tears of joy and sadness in the last two months than you have in the last two years OVER HORSES YOU'VE NEVER MET! THEY'RE NOT YOUR HORSES! YOU WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE THEIR OWNERS IF THEY WERE IN FRONT OF YOU IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAME! But you love them as if they were yours, isn't that weird??

And the #1 WAY TO TELL IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO MareStare....

While watching a mare in labor you just spent two hours on a Saturday afternoon writing this silly list!

HELLO, my name is TWOSUPERSTUDPONIES, and I am a MareStare addict!

Admitting it is the first step!

Making fun of it is the second!



Now tell me how YOU can tell you're a MareStare addict???.....

[Marybeth]

OH TWO!!! lol You did great!!!! That is absolutely the truth is so many ways. lol This one is worth printing and framing. Bravo!

[patty dukes]

That was some great stuff. ever think of a stand up career?............lol

I have to admit I check marestare before or while I check my messages.

[Tc]

You carry your laptop around the yard so you don't miss the foaling.

You have all four computers, in the house, with the same mares on the cam so you can move from room to room and still do your house work and watch.

You have the laptop in the tractor and you are spreading manure, but being very careful not to go out to far and loose the wireless connection to the Internet.

Hi My name is Tc (Whispererone) and I am a Mare Stare Addict.
I don't say much but I watch a lot.

[twosuperstudponies]

whispererone said:

You carry your laptop around the yard so you don't miss the foaling.

You have all four computers, in the house, with the same mares on the cam so you can move from room to room and still do your house work and watch.

You have the laptop in the tractor and you are spreading manure, but being very careful not to go out to far and loose the wireless connection to the Internet.

Hi My name is Tc (Whispererone) and I am a Mare Stare Addict.
I don't say much but I watch a lot.

That's great! I wish I had a lap top! Instead, I just don't get anything accomplished!

[twosuperstudponies]

Top 10 signs you pushed the "LOW ALERT" toooo sooooon.....

At the time you pushed the "LOW ALERT"...

#10. you were worried about the foal's BLANKET not fitting.

# 9. Brittany Spears had hair.

# 8. the birds building nests in your barn cam were still just eggs.

# 7. gas was still only $2.15 a gallon.

# 6. you had 3 CASES of tail wrap. Oh, you just had to buy some more???

# 5. Sanjaya WHO?

# 4. your vet still LIKED you.

# 3. your handy "FOALING-TO-GO" kit was not covered in dust

# 2. the term "HIGH THREAD COUNT" only pertained to sheets.

And, the number 1 sign you pushed the "LOW ALERT" button tooooo soooon...

At the time you pushed the "LOW ALERT"...

"Suerte" just meant SORT in spanish!!!

[Marybeth]

Your killin me here!! lmbo!!!

[barbw]

Had to go get a very very big bottle of Windex, Coffee on screen not to good!!!

[twosuperstudponies]

I ththththink I spspspoke tttto sssoon abbbout the BBB-BLANKET! It is CACACA-COLD outside!!

[darbyponygirl]

LOL you are hilarious

[twosuperstudponies]

How can you tell we're going to have a bad fly season??

# 10. When you start designing a fly swatter holster to attach to your belt.

# 9. When your two super stud ponies run up to you and spread their legs wide open because you're carrying the fly spray bottle!!

(This is actually true!!!!! They always make me spray their "Charlie Browns" (for lack of a better term) first!!)

OK I need help with the other 8. So how can YOU tell this is going to be a bad fly season?

[darbyponygirl]

#8 When your horse starts picking up the bottle of fly spray on the floor and flinging it lol

[darbyponygirl]

#7 when you start spraying fly spray on yourself csue you hate the feeling of flys crawling on you EWWWWW

#6When your saddle is hard to see casue all the fly's think it taste good EWWWWWWW LOL


OK guys that is all i got for tonight come on we need 4 more you guys cna think of those before the night is over!!

[tinypony]

when you pull off your horse's fly mask and flies fly out from UNDER it!!!!

[twosuperstudponies]

tinypony said:

when you pull off your horse's fly mask and flies fly out from UNDER it!!!!

EWWWW, I HATE FLIES!!