The Sheath Cleaning Song

[TessElaine]

The Sheath Cleaning Song
Author Unknown

Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song

How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?

I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.


It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.

It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.


After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.

Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!

[Heather T]

Oh my Tess, that was pretty funny! Lucky you, usually I run up and grab it and they pull my arm in.

[Golden Girl]

That is just how I feel about it lately It is spring cleaning timeat Golden's Pony Farm, and everybody is getting a bath, hooves trim, bridle path cut, and if a male; sheath cleaning. Funny the only male that doesn't seem to mind is my breeding stallion Dude. He wasn't actually that bad at all Interesting......
Anyway, loved the song, read it to my husband. He got a kick out of it. (still doesn't understand this sheath cleaning busyness ) Thanks allot for sharing ;D ;D